Spring Break
Santa Claus is coming to town. But what if you don't believe in Santa Claus? Then Santa Claus doesn't believe in you. Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas music? Do you ever notice how Jewish people like Christmas music more than Christians do? And why do Jewish people think they can have Christmas eight days in a row? And how about Kwanzaa? What is Kwanzaa? What do people eat on Kwanzaa? Does Kwanzaa have an equivalent of egg nog? Does anyone actually drink egg nog? I guess maybe if it's spiked … Egg nog goes well with cookies that you're not supposed to eat because they're for Santa. (3) comments
So, finals are finally here. This brings late nights in the library fueled by coffee and energy drinks. You would think that students would be good at handling stress and managing time by now. We do it every semester right? But this of course is not the case. (1) comment
Every time finals come around I realize how much I missed high school. All of you finals week library dwellers, stay out for the good of the Homer Babbidge faithful. You know you've been studying too long when you dream about your professor and TA having a sexual relationship. (0) comments