Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/4/06 Section: Commentary
I am currently locked in my room and firefighters are busting down my door ... I'm not even
joking.
Is it pathetic that my greatest achievement today was being the first person to vote in the Daily Poll?
To the person who put the Career Fair sign up on the North entrance of Gampel to make it
say "No Career Fair" - You might want to attend, you may be needing a new career yourself.
I'm glad that online poker is shut down. Maybe now my junk mail can be filled with the classics again, like penis or breast enlargment offers.
Since when was E.O. Smith's football team allowed to play at Rentschler Field? Oh, that was UConn. Couldn't tell the difference.
This warm weather makes me want to throw on some neon lycra, turn up the Tears for Fears,
and frolic around campus ... but I swear I'm not gay.
joking.
Is it pathetic that my greatest achievement today was being the first person to vote in the Daily Poll?
To the person who put the Career Fair sign up on the North entrance of Gampel to make it
say "No Career Fair" - You might want to attend, you may be needing a new career yourself.
I'm glad that online poker is shut down. Maybe now my junk mail can be filled with the classics again, like penis or breast enlargment offers.
Since when was E.O. Smith's football team allowed to play at Rentschler Field? Oh, that was UConn. Couldn't tell the difference.
This warm weather makes me want to throw on some neon lycra, turn up the Tears for Fears,
and frolic around campus ... but I swear I'm not gay.
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