Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 12/8/06 Section: Commentary
Goofy doesn't have to sit in a dog house all day because he's not a dog - he's a cow.
To the girl who drives Yellow Line on Friday nights - can I give you a ride sometime?
A conversation on getting back a Chemistry test: "I got a 76." "Wow, I think that's pretty good!" "No, out of 200."
At first I thought "Great, Congress has to work five days a week like the rest of us." Not true. All we're doing is giving them one more day to make our lives that much worse.
I was going to write something in to the InstantDaily, but I figured since they never get printed, it would be a waste of time - kinda like consent.
What ever happened to professors who speak fluent english?
I am quite upset at Diane Lewis for standing me up. She told me to meet her at the Benton!
To the girl who drives Yellow Line on Friday nights - can I give you a ride sometime?
A conversation on getting back a Chemistry test: "I got a 76." "Wow, I think that's pretty good!" "No, out of 200."
At first I thought "Great, Congress has to work five days a week like the rest of us." Not true. All we're doing is giving them one more day to make our lives that much worse.
I was going to write something in to the InstantDaily, but I figured since they never get printed, it would be a waste of time - kinda like consent.
What ever happened to professors who speak fluent english?
I am quite upset at Diane Lewis for standing me up. She told me to meet her at the Benton!
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Tyler Jenkins
posted 12/08/06 @ 5:17 PM EST
Enough with the "meet me at the Benton" one-liners. We get it. It was funny the first 5 times. thanks
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