Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/16/07 Section: Commentary
So do all the girls on my floor use electric toothbrushes because they forgot how to brush their own teeth when the came to college ... or is it just that they became so comfortable with battery powered devices going into their bodies?
Spring is officially here - I saw the first condom on the ground outside!
I don't see what the big deal with "global conflicts" is. We have enough cops at UConn to respond to any crisis.
Paris Hilton: so easy a caveman could do her.
Someone get the hippy in Fairfield Way laid. Maybe then, he'll go away.
To all you ugly girls - you know who you are - your tan doesn't make you attractive.
After being in Storrs for almost four years, I finally figured out how to open the doors at the library.
I'm glad Duke lost. I hate overrated basketball schools.
Spring is officially here - I saw the first condom on the ground outside!
I don't see what the big deal with "global conflicts" is. We have enough cops at UConn to respond to any crisis.
Paris Hilton: so easy a caveman could do her.
Someone get the hippy in Fairfield Way laid. Maybe then, he'll go away.
To all you ugly girls - you know who you are - your tan doesn't make you attractive.
After being in Storrs for almost four years, I finally figured out how to open the doors at the library.
I'm glad Duke lost. I hate overrated basketball schools.
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