Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/3/07 Section: Commentary
If you take the Blue Line and then the Yellow Line, does it take you to the Green Line?
I saw a dog take a dump in the Student Union. My life is now complete.
Should I be worried that the palm reader at Husky Howl told me I have "murderer's thumbs"?
To the School of Music: We have urinated on your obelisk. This will happen tonight and every night until $10,000 cash is left in an unmarked bag in Store 24. You have our
demands.
I don't believe it. The drunk guy outside my window actually tried to give that skunk a
hug. Damn it smells.
You know it's bad when you can hear a girl having sex on the third floor from the
study lounge.
No words, just emotions. Just let it happen.
I saw a dog take a dump in the Student Union. My life is now complete.
Should I be worried that the palm reader at Husky Howl told me I have "murderer's thumbs"?
To the School of Music: We have urinated on your obelisk. This will happen tonight and every night until $10,000 cash is left in an unmarked bag in Store 24. You have our
demands.
I don't believe it. The drunk guy outside my window actually tried to give that skunk a
hug. Damn it smells.
You know it's bad when you can hear a girl having sex on the third floor from the
study lounge.
No words, just emotions. Just let it happen.
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