Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 5/6/07 Section: Commentary
Would anyone know if I was naked under my gown?
Drinking in Bookworms was definitely a great way to end the year!
As a graduating senior, I'm glad that I finally had sex with my preschool crush over the
weekend. It wasn't worth the wait.
I will miss the person who picks the InstantDaily.
Is it sad my biggest accomplishment was being first on the daily poll not once, but twice?
I wish someone would streak at graduation. That would make all my anger toward UConn go away.
I should have met Diane Lewis at the Benton while I had the chance. Now I'll never know what I've so carelesly wasted.
Graduation is for suckers.
Drinking in Bookworms was definitely a great way to end the year!
As a graduating senior, I'm glad that I finally had sex with my preschool crush over the
weekend. It wasn't worth the wait.
I will miss the person who picks the InstantDaily.
Is it sad my biggest accomplishment was being first on the daily poll not once, but twice?
I wish someone would streak at graduation. That would make all my anger toward UConn go away.
I should have met Diane Lewis at the Benton while I had the chance. Now I'll never know what I've so carelesly wasted.
Graduation is for suckers.
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