Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 9/7/07 Section: Commentary
In honor of the recent water conservation efforts, I have been doing half loads of laundry, letting the sink run while I go to class, and giving not two, but three courtesy flushes each time I use the restroom. Take that Thomas Q. Callahan!!
Dear UConn, you're falling apart, first no water, then no power and now no Internet. Get your act together. Sincerely, the Student Body.
To the random girl who slept on my top bunk without me knowing, you left your retainers in my room. Could you please come back and pick them up?
Why did we receive e-mails about the power outage no power = no computers. The only thing the loss of power actually affected was my ability to vote for Dave to come to UConn at attblueroom.com.
Ed Note: This spot is in honor of the 60-plus people who felt the need to inform us about the Career Services e-mail. Without the subtle humor involving the word "maneuvering" and a shortened version of the word "cocktail," our Thursday night would have been much less amusing. Thank you.
Dear UConn, you're falling apart, first no water, then no power and now no Internet. Get your act together. Sincerely, the Student Body.
To the random girl who slept on my top bunk without me knowing, you left your retainers in my room. Could you please come back and pick them up?
Why did we receive e-mails about the power outage no power = no computers. The only thing the loss of power actually affected was my ability to vote for Dave to come to UConn at attblueroom.com.
Ed Note: This spot is in honor of the 60-plus people who felt the need to inform us about the Career Services e-mail. Without the subtle humor involving the word "maneuvering" and a shortened version of the word "cocktail," our Thursday night would have been much less amusing. Thank you.
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