Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 9/10/07 Section: Commentary
I'm majoring in men's studies - doesn't that just sound ridiculous?
Thanks to UConn's thin walls, my new favorite way of waking up in the morning is by hearing my neighbor shouting, "Oh s---, the condom broke."
The basketball team was at my party this weekend. Mandeldove didn't have $5 so I put him to work filling cups.
I have to give props to the kids who were smoking in Monteith the other night - because something tells me that wasn't a cigar.
Can we get actual answers for the crossword puzzles this week? Or will the answer to 1-Across continue to be "sodomy"?
So apparently knocking down the fence last week outside of Carriage didn't teach the police a lesson? Round 2?
Help save water, pee in the shower.
It's not my kid! I swear!
Thanks to UConn's thin walls, my new favorite way of waking up in the morning is by hearing my neighbor shouting, "Oh s---, the condom broke."
The basketball team was at my party this weekend. Mandeldove didn't have $5 so I put him to work filling cups.
I have to give props to the kids who were smoking in Monteith the other night - because something tells me that wasn't a cigar.
Can we get actual answers for the crossword puzzles this week? Or will the answer to 1-Across continue to be "sodomy"?
So apparently knocking down the fence last week outside of Carriage didn't teach the police a lesson? Round 2?
Help save water, pee in the shower.
It's not my kid! I swear!
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