Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 9/11/07 Section: Commentary
If you're looking for a bright blue pair of lacy panties, they're on the sidewalk in front of the Engineering Building.
If I hear one more person tell me that Willington Oaks is the new Carriage House, I'm going to throw up.
Is it me, or are the handicapped parking spaces in front of the 2 flights of stairs in the resident parking lot near Webster dorms a little counter-intuitive?
A girl in my class suggested we move on to next week's material when my teacher said we could leave early. I had no idea people like her actually existed. Even my teacher looked disgusted.
I'm pretty sure Tim Donaghy just refereed my intramural basketball game.
I was at that party with Mandeldove. He was drinking a wine cooler.
I spent fifteen minutes yesterday trying to find out the name of the Muppet that looks like that girl from Pirates the porno. I'm a girl.
If I hear one more person tell me that Willington Oaks is the new Carriage House, I'm going to throw up.
Is it me, or are the handicapped parking spaces in front of the 2 flights of stairs in the resident parking lot near Webster dorms a little counter-intuitive?
A girl in my class suggested we move on to next week's material when my teacher said we could leave early. I had no idea people like her actually existed. Even my teacher looked disgusted.
I'm pretty sure Tim Donaghy just refereed my intramural basketball game.
I was at that party with Mandeldove. He was drinking a wine cooler.
I spent fifteen minutes yesterday trying to find out the name of the Muppet that looks like that girl from Pirates the porno. I'm a girl.
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