Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/2/07 Section: Commentary
A UConn Co-op truck got a parking ticket for
parking in a commuter lot today, I feel justice has been served.
Hey Curtis Kelly, I'm pretty sure Coach Calhoun wouldn't be too happy about that Baconator you ordered this morning.
In an interesting turn of events, I just realized where I knew the girl who flashed me on Saturday night from - my Monday morning class. Most
awkward moment of her life.
True story: I once leaned over to the "great pick" kid while he was peeing on the side of a Celeron building and said "great prick." Best pun ever.
Attention Jonathan the Husky: To the rest of the world a mascot tapping its shoulders does not mean "velcro me back up," it means "get on my shoulders and I'll run you around the field." I hope this explains my actions at the game.
The football team is making the basketball team look like the football team.
parking in a commuter lot today, I feel justice has been served.
Hey Curtis Kelly, I'm pretty sure Coach Calhoun wouldn't be too happy about that Baconator you ordered this morning.
In an interesting turn of events, I just realized where I knew the girl who flashed me on Saturday night from - my Monday morning class. Most
awkward moment of her life.
True story: I once leaned over to the "great pick" kid while he was peeing on the side of a Celeron building and said "great prick." Best pun ever.
Attention Jonathan the Husky: To the rest of the world a mascot tapping its shoulders does not mean "velcro me back up," it means "get on my shoulders and I'll run you around the field." I hope this explains my actions at the game.
The football team is making the basketball team look like the football team.
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