Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/12/07 Section: Commentary
Yesterday someone spent an hour in the Student Union sitting at an empty table with a chess board and a sign that read "Play Me."
Is it bad that while doing AlcoholEdu after being written up all I want to do is crack open a fresh one ... or 30?
For Halloween I'm going to dress up as ResLife. I will go around sucker-punching people, stealing their candy and making their lives just miserable in general.
The fire alarm at Charter Oak tonight went off right before I was going to have shower sex. Nice cock -block, UConn.
Last night my tampon wrapper told me, "You can do it!" and I said to it, "Not for a couple more days!"
How long are the guys on Fairfield Way gonna push around mounds of dirt?
If I'm going to get e-mails from President Hogan, I want them to be titled, "Hogan Knows Best."
Is it bad that while doing AlcoholEdu after being written up all I want to do is crack open a fresh one ... or 30?
For Halloween I'm going to dress up as ResLife. I will go around sucker-punching people, stealing their candy and making their lives just miserable in general.
The fire alarm at Charter Oak tonight went off right before I was going to have shower sex. Nice cock -block, UConn.
Last night my tampon wrapper told me, "You can do it!" and I said to it, "Not for a couple more days!"
How long are the guys on Fairfield Way gonna push around mounds of dirt?
If I'm going to get e-mails from President Hogan, I want them to be titled, "Hogan Knows Best."
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