Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/24/07 Section: Commentary
Did anyone else see Oddjob walking around campus today?
To the people who wrote a Bill and Ted quote in
chalk on the stairs near the library: Thank you for making my day most excellent.
It just came to me. The only way you can get a
message into InstantDaily is if you have "condom," "sex," or "thongs" somewhere in your statement. Well here you go, there's all three.
So I was reading the "Stall Street News" today, and
it said that my vagina is basically self-cleaning. Nice try UConn! That's not gonna make me use water any less!
To the guy playing Donkey Kong Country on his laptop in my geography class: Thanks for keeping me awake.
I'm the sixth voter on the new Daily Poll - I just missed first by a few seconds. Damn! And I'm supposed to be studying for an 8 a.m. exam.
Rocktober doesn't even know what it has coming.
To the people who wrote a Bill and Ted quote in
chalk on the stairs near the library: Thank you for making my day most excellent.
It just came to me. The only way you can get a
message into InstantDaily is if you have "condom," "sex," or "thongs" somewhere in your statement. Well here you go, there's all three.
So I was reading the "Stall Street News" today, and
it said that my vagina is basically self-cleaning. Nice try UConn! That's not gonna make me use water any less!
To the guy playing Donkey Kong Country on his laptop in my geography class: Thanks for keeping me awake.
I'm the sixth voter on the new Daily Poll - I just missed first by a few seconds. Damn! And I'm supposed to be studying for an 8 a.m. exam.
Rocktober doesn't even know what it has coming.
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