Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 11/30/07 Section: Commentary
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, meet me at Huskies for Nickel Night - I'll be wearing a heart on my arm.
Today I got a blank fortune in my fortune cookie. Are the fortune cookie writers are on strike too?
It would be great if the Commentaries could be a bit more ignorant.
Dear English major: I am single, I am an economics major and I have the right supply to meet your demand. So let's maximize our utility, discretely and continuosly.
In response to that personal ad: you are an English major. I can't imagine your 'schedule' being too tight.
Is it bad that I find flirting with a video game character to be more exciting than flirting with my girlfriend?
West Virginia just hit a grand slam, knocked in a hole-in-one and bowled a 300 game.
Today I got a blank fortune in my fortune cookie. Are the fortune cookie writers are on strike too?
It would be great if the Commentaries could be a bit more ignorant.
Dear English major: I am single, I am an economics major and I have the right supply to meet your demand. So let's maximize our utility, discretely and continuosly.
In response to that personal ad: you are an English major. I can't imagine your 'schedule' being too tight.
Is it bad that I find flirting with a video game character to be more exciting than flirting with my girlfriend?
West Virginia just hit a grand slam, knocked in a hole-in-one and bowled a 300 game.
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