Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 12/4/07 Section: Commentary
Five percent of UConn students attempted to go to their 8 a.m. classes Monday morning. Precisely 100 percent of those dopes were freshmen.
To the guys in the second floor weight room: I'm half your size and I can lift the full stack of weights also. Stop grunting like a jerk, we all know you're faking.
Whomever decides to be the first to test whether Mirror Lake is skateable, let me know. I want to come watch you fall through the ice.
Thanks to finals, I've got so many stress pimples on my face I could play connect the dots.
Buying weed from your cousin is like having a dealer in the family.
I hate InstantDaily and love things that are short and concise. I could care less about Huskymail, Uggs, or the weather. I have no friends, and would like to wish none of them a happy birthday.
My GPA is shrinking faster than testicles on steroids.
To the guys in the second floor weight room: I'm half your size and I can lift the full stack of weights also. Stop grunting like a jerk, we all know you're faking.
Whomever decides to be the first to test whether Mirror Lake is skateable, let me know. I want to come watch you fall through the ice.
Thanks to finals, I've got so many stress pimples on my face I could play connect the dots.
Buying weed from your cousin is like having a dealer in the family.
I hate InstantDaily and love things that are short and concise. I could care less about Huskymail, Uggs, or the weather. I have no friends, and would like to wish none of them a happy birthday.
My GPA is shrinking faster than testicles on steroids.
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