Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 12/6/07 Section: Commentary
First, conserve water and don't take showers. Now conserve power and turn off all the lamp posts in Hilltop. What's next? Conserve condoms and get
STDs and pregnancies?
It's easier to judge projects on how many beers it will take to finish them. For example this is a three beer powerpoint I'm working on now.
Can I judge my roommates masculinity based off the fact that he just switched channels from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to Elf?
I have a feeling we're going to see this writer's strike ending in a new fee added onto our tuition.
The Micosoft office paperclip followed me to the internet today. He just sat there on my facebook page, tapping the screen and leering at me.
I finally went to my 8 a.m. class and I must say that sleeping in my bed is a lot more comfortable than sleeping in the lecture hall.
STDs and pregnancies?
It's easier to judge projects on how many beers it will take to finish them. For example this is a three beer powerpoint I'm working on now.
Can I judge my roommates masculinity based off the fact that he just switched channels from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to Elf?
I have a feeling we're going to see this writer's strike ending in a new fee added onto our tuition.
The Micosoft office paperclip followed me to the internet today. He just sat there on my facebook page, tapping the screen and leering at me.
I finally went to my 8 a.m. class and I must say that sleeping in my bed is a lot more comfortable than sleeping in the lecture hall.
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