Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 12/10/07 Section: Finals Extra
It's not really a finals schedule that's posted online, it's more of a drinking schedule
Things I will miss about UConn after I graduate in two weeks includes competing with my friend for how many times we can get in the Instant Daily. I'm currently losing, 17 to 3. Wait wait ... 17 to 4?
My relationship status on Facebook? "It's Complicated with Homer D. Babbidge."
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah!
Is it wrong that I am a guy and all I want for Christmas is Uggs?
I don't mind graduating really, it's just that before I return my laptop to the Business School, I'll need to either move all my digital porn to an external hard drive or erase four wonderful years of my life.
To every person who has never been to the library: if you start going now, don't bother; you're just annoying.
I'm not going to have to compare Othello to Death of a Salesman when I'm rich off my ass, so why do it now in the form of an essay for English class?
Engineering students might seem nerdy now, but just wait till they make their first million - diamond-studded Nintendo Wiis!
Every time you take a final, UConn takes away someone's housing.
Today I wrote my MGMT 201 extra credit paper about the misuse of laptops in the classroom ... while I was in another class
So there is a pair of black panties from Victoria's Secret that have been laying outside Brock for the last month and a half. Looks like the Christmas shopping for my girlfriend is done.
Hey, guess what?! I just heard West Virginia got another touchdown for Christmas.
Before I graduate I have to apologize to Putnam dining hall: three years ago I accidentally broke one of the two water dispensers. Forgive me?
I was in the library today, sat down to use a computer, and when I typed in 'S' to go to the student homepage, all that came up was sparknotes.com - 30 times.
You know you're an English major when you immediately notice the grammar mistake in InstantDaily's question, "Final's got you down?"
Is it a good idea for us to be learning about explosive chemicals in chemistry class right before finals week?
Depressed about what the Co-op offered me on my used textbooks, I took my books down to Good 'Ole Tom. Tom offered me $5, some scraps of gold, and an old college ring. Good 'Ole Tom.
Today I saw a 95-pound, 5-foot-2 girl walking around with green leggings on ... I almost asked her if she knew what Santa was bringing me for Christmas.
I have a final tomorrow in which we need to use our laptops. Is it still cheating if I "accidentally" open a word document containing all the info I need?
I wish Draco Malfoy would ask me to the Yule Ball.
My friend has a full scholarship that includes book money, and yet she always borrows books from me because she says she can't afford them. I'm an out-of-state student.
The InstantDaily will be back next semester. Enjoy your break! Also, West Virginia just scored again.
Things I will miss about UConn after I graduate in two weeks includes competing with my friend for how many times we can get in the Instant Daily. I'm currently losing, 17 to 3. Wait wait ... 17 to 4?
My relationship status on Facebook? "It's Complicated with Homer D. Babbidge."
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah!
Is it wrong that I am a guy and all I want for Christmas is Uggs?
I don't mind graduating really, it's just that before I return my laptop to the Business School, I'll need to either move all my digital porn to an external hard drive or erase four wonderful years of my life.
To every person who has never been to the library: if you start going now, don't bother; you're just annoying.
I'm not going to have to compare Othello to Death of a Salesman when I'm rich off my ass, so why do it now in the form of an essay for English class?
Engineering students might seem nerdy now, but just wait till they make their first million - diamond-studded Nintendo Wiis!
Every time you take a final, UConn takes away someone's housing.
Today I wrote my MGMT 201 extra credit paper about the misuse of laptops in the classroom ... while I was in another class
So there is a pair of black panties from Victoria's Secret that have been laying outside Brock for the last month and a half. Looks like the Christmas shopping for my girlfriend is done.
Hey, guess what?! I just heard West Virginia got another touchdown for Christmas.
Before I graduate I have to apologize to Putnam dining hall: three years ago I accidentally broke one of the two water dispensers. Forgive me?
I was in the library today, sat down to use a computer, and when I typed in 'S' to go to the student homepage, all that came up was sparknotes.com - 30 times.
You know you're an English major when you immediately notice the grammar mistake in InstantDaily's question, "Final's got you down?"
Is it a good idea for us to be learning about explosive chemicals in chemistry class right before finals week?
Depressed about what the Co-op offered me on my used textbooks, I took my books down to Good 'Ole Tom. Tom offered me $5, some scraps of gold, and an old college ring. Good 'Ole Tom.
Today I saw a 95-pound, 5-foot-2 girl walking around with green leggings on ... I almost asked her if she knew what Santa was bringing me for Christmas.
I have a final tomorrow in which we need to use our laptops. Is it still cheating if I "accidentally" open a word document containing all the info I need?
I wish Draco Malfoy would ask me to the Yule Ball.
My friend has a full scholarship that includes book money, and yet she always borrows books from me because she says she can't afford them. I'm an out-of-state student.
The InstantDaily will be back next semester. Enjoy your break! Also, West Virginia just scored again.
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Karen
posted 12/10/07 @ 11:46 AM EST
This InstantDaily was actually funny instead of the same old crap...way to save the best for last and give us hope for the future next semester! :)
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