Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 1/31/08 Section: Commentary
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
The only thing I learned from being a business major was how to nod at the right time and look busy by surfing the Internet. How will I handle the real world?
According to my MCB professor, pea plants are bisexual.
To the mailroom staff person throwing a hissy-fit about having to get peoples packages, guess what, it's your job! Do it! If you don't like it, get another job. You can't seriously expect to just sit there and make your minimum wage without earning it.
I saw a kid try to kick a squirrel today. I never knew such a small animal could make someone look like such an ass.
Dear UConn facility workers, please stop driving on the mud that makes up the Northwest Quadrangle.
You know your friends think you're fat when they make you agree to go to a cycling class when you're drunk.
The only thing I learned from being a business major was how to nod at the right time and look busy by surfing the Internet. How will I handle the real world?
According to my MCB professor, pea plants are bisexual.
To the mailroom staff person throwing a hissy-fit about having to get peoples packages, guess what, it's your job! Do it! If you don't like it, get another job. You can't seriously expect to just sit there and make your minimum wage without earning it.
I saw a kid try to kick a squirrel today. I never knew such a small animal could make someone look like such an ass.
Dear UConn facility workers, please stop driving on the mud that makes up the Northwest Quadrangle.
You know your friends think you're fat when they make you agree to go to a cycling class when you're drunk.
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