Spring Break
The Best Glove For Your Love
Condoms To Suit Every Shape, Style, Sensitivity And Even Taste
John Bailey
Issue date: 2/6/08 Section: Focus
Sexual health is important. And who better to protect your private parts than the Trojan Man? No other brand of condom fends off quite as many Greek naval invasions, at least until speared through the throat by Achilles.
Actually, it turns out there are a lot more options than your standard Trojan - or any standard condom, for that matter. And many of them are easily accessible 10 minutes from your dorm room. The Health Services office, the home of the Sexperts, located in the Lewis B. Rome Commons, is well-stocked with an impressive variety. This reporter took a jaunt there to speak with Joleen Nevers, Health Education coordinator, and Haley McCarthy, a member of the Health Education staff.
And, after an earnest discussion quite a list built up. Let's take a look:
Standard Fare
This isn't that interesting. They're just ... condoms. All the standard types in the Health services office are lubricated, though, because everyone hates friction - especially condoms. Although, notably, McCarthy said that Trojan condoms aren't actually any better than Durex, LifeStyles, or any of the other brands stocked by the Health Education office. In fact, Durex standard condoms are generally slightly longer than Trojans, and the Kimono brand is roughly 20 percent thinner without sacrificing durability. And according to McCarthy, they have a slightly stronger latex scent. So don't be fooled by the fancy helmet.
Condoms of Color
One condom, two condom, red condom ... green, yellow and purple condom? Colored condoms don't add any functional benefit to your sexy time, but they do make things more "fun". Assuming, of course, that seeing red things turns you on. For anyone who isn't a charging bull, there's only so much mileage one can get out of multicolored condoms, even when you get up to two or three colors. Apparently, though, the colored condoms stocked by the office are a tiny bit longer, McCarthy said.
But if you didn't vote yesterday, no worries; you can still do your patriotic duty with the red, white and blue condom from Trustex, which also looks like a Rocket Pop. Having a truly American popsicle for a penis may just be the coolest fantasy ever, so release that breath you've been holding; your prayers have been answered, soldier.
Actually, it turns out there are a lot more options than your standard Trojan - or any standard condom, for that matter. And many of them are easily accessible 10 minutes from your dorm room. The Health Services office, the home of the Sexperts, located in the Lewis B. Rome Commons, is well-stocked with an impressive variety. This reporter took a jaunt there to speak with Joleen Nevers, Health Education coordinator, and Haley McCarthy, a member of the Health Education staff.
And, after an earnest discussion quite a list built up. Let's take a look:
Standard Fare
This isn't that interesting. They're just ... condoms. All the standard types in the Health services office are lubricated, though, because everyone hates friction - especially condoms. Although, notably, McCarthy said that Trojan condoms aren't actually any better than Durex, LifeStyles, or any of the other brands stocked by the Health Education office. In fact, Durex standard condoms are generally slightly longer than Trojans, and the Kimono brand is roughly 20 percent thinner without sacrificing durability. And according to McCarthy, they have a slightly stronger latex scent. So don't be fooled by the fancy helmet.
Condoms of Color
One condom, two condom, red condom ... green, yellow and purple condom? Colored condoms don't add any functional benefit to your sexy time, but they do make things more "fun". Assuming, of course, that seeing red things turns you on. For anyone who isn't a charging bull, there's only so much mileage one can get out of multicolored condoms, even when you get up to two or three colors. Apparently, though, the colored condoms stocked by the office are a tiny bit longer, McCarthy said.
But if you didn't vote yesterday, no worries; you can still do your patriotic duty with the red, white and blue condom from Trustex, which also looks like a Rocket Pop. Having a truly American popsicle for a penis may just be the coolest fantasy ever, so release that breath you've been holding; your prayers have been answered, soldier.
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thesherwoodforest
posted 3/04/08 @ 5:05 AM EST
Leaving nothing on my mind
But Doggy, you and safe sex.
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