Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/11/08 Section: Commentary
I'm almost considering bestiality because of Jonathan the Husky. Those dance moves speak for themselves.
Do you leave InstantDaily online on weekend nights for the express purpose of receiving drunk IMs?
My Rock Band group name is "Tha Beet Goes On."
To the cute boy who works in Towers Dining Hall, I memorized your work schedule.
If West Virginia keeps scoring, statistically speaking, they're going to get someone pregnant eventually.
To the guy drinking a flask while walking to your morning class, I'd pay to see you on St. Patrick's Day.
The guy upstairs has a tuba. His bed squeaks all the time. I want to know who's getting laid by somebody with a tuba?
I think I pulled a McLovin today on a girl wearing black pants and Uggs.
One more year! One more year!
Do you leave InstantDaily online on weekend nights for the express purpose of receiving drunk IMs?
My Rock Band group name is "Tha Beet Goes On."
To the cute boy who works in Towers Dining Hall, I memorized your work schedule.
If West Virginia keeps scoring, statistically speaking, they're going to get someone pregnant eventually.
To the guy drinking a flask while walking to your morning class, I'd pay to see you on St. Patrick's Day.
The guy upstairs has a tuba. His bed squeaks all the time. I want to know who's getting laid by somebody with a tuba?
I think I pulled a McLovin today on a girl wearing black pants and Uggs.
One more year! One more year!
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