Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/12/08 Section: Commentary
Advil side effects: runny nose and decrease in semen ... coincidence?
I was feeling really down about myself so I bought some nice high heels. I hope I get laid this weekend.
Is it too soon to start making Heath Ledger jokes?
Do you think when Hasheem Thabeet goes to an R-rated movie that the usher has to check under his coat to make sure he's not really two underage children?
You know West sucks when your window freezes over ... on the inside.
OK, who pissed off the wind god?
Maybe I'm becoming bitter with my advancing years, but what is up with people who participate in class. So annoying.
The Daily Campus crossword is going to be the reason I fail all my classes.
I love global warming.
I was feeling really down about myself so I bought some nice high heels. I hope I get laid this weekend.
Is it too soon to start making Heath Ledger jokes?
Do you think when Hasheem Thabeet goes to an R-rated movie that the usher has to check under his coat to make sure he's not really two underage children?
You know West sucks when your window freezes over ... on the inside.
OK, who pissed off the wind god?
Maybe I'm becoming bitter with my advancing years, but what is up with people who participate in class. So annoying.
The Daily Campus crossword is going to be the reason I fail all my classes.
I love global warming.
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