Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/19/08 Section: Commentary
To the sleepless freshman worrying about his life: this is UConn, here is your beer; worry about it in a few years.
So last night my roommate drunk sleep walked into our suitemates room and pissed on him and his girlfriend ... one awkward morning it was.
I went to a Biblical party this weekend ... first of all, who has this as their theme? Anyway ... I went as Craig Austrie ... aka God.
The relationship between the students and UConn is alot like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship: the students give, UConn takes, and there's hardly ever any reciprocation.
The Student page might as well have said "Today is President's Day, who gives a flying f---?!"
Why is it called a fun-sized candy bar if it's smaller? Where's the fun in that?
The end of the South Florida game reminded me of why I love UConn. You can score in six seconds.
Hey baby, let's make like West Virginia and score again.
So last night my roommate drunk sleep walked into our suitemates room and pissed on him and his girlfriend ... one awkward morning it was.
I went to a Biblical party this weekend ... first of all, who has this as their theme? Anyway ... I went as Craig Austrie ... aka God.
The relationship between the students and UConn is alot like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship: the students give, UConn takes, and there's hardly ever any reciprocation.
The Student page might as well have said "Today is President's Day, who gives a flying f---?!"
Why is it called a fun-sized candy bar if it's smaller? Where's the fun in that?
The end of the South Florida game reminded me of why I love UConn. You can score in six seconds.
Hey baby, let's make like West Virginia and score again.
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