Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/26/08 Section: Commentary
A sunny day in Storrs? The apocolypse is closer than we thought.
So by getting to No. 13 and losing, the basketball team really is looking like the football team.
The 2008 football schedule is out. The Huskies play West Virginia on Nov. 1 ... the Moutaineers have already scored.
Did anyone see the crop circle on Horsebarn Hill? The creature that came out of and walked backwards off Swan Lake must be responsible.
To the person that implied business isn't a "real major" what do you intend to do when you graduate?
Do you think its a coincidence that on the day President Hogan comes to Towers Dining Hall, the food suddenly is not slop?
Today I kicked the handicapped-door-opener button in the U because my arms were too full of Wendy's. I realized that I am everything that is wrong with America.
So by getting to No. 13 and losing, the basketball team really is looking like the football team.
The 2008 football schedule is out. The Huskies play West Virginia on Nov. 1 ... the Moutaineers have already scored.
Did anyone see the crop circle on Horsebarn Hill? The creature that came out of and walked backwards off Swan Lake must be responsible.
To the person that implied business isn't a "real major" what do you intend to do when you graduate?
Do you think its a coincidence that on the day President Hogan comes to Towers Dining Hall, the food suddenly is not slop?
Today I kicked the handicapped-door-opener button in the U because my arms were too full of Wendy's. I realized that I am everything that is wrong with America.
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