Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/26/08 Section: Commentary
Thanks a lot UConn for ruining my birthday on April 26 with a Flo Rida concert. That's "Low."
Dear ResLife, if you would like me to cancel my housing application don't bother sending me 20 e-mails asking if I changed my mind; just bring the repo men.
To the kid that picked San Diego - why don't you go make love to your whale's vagina.
The girl falling into me on the bus this morning was the most action I've gotten in two months.
Dear angry gym-goer, I went on a cruise for spring break and stuffed my face. Now I have to go to the gym to prepare for summer.
Is it weird that Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" video makes me want to touch my body?
I find it ironic that the Huskies and the Patriots choke, while the Red Sox win.
My expectations for Spring Weekend just got low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
Dear ResLife, if you would like me to cancel my housing application don't bother sending me 20 e-mails asking if I changed my mind; just bring the repo men.
To the kid that picked San Diego - why don't you go make love to your whale's vagina.
The girl falling into me on the bus this morning was the most action I've gotten in two months.
Dear angry gym-goer, I went on a cruise for spring break and stuffed my face. Now I have to go to the gym to prepare for summer.
Is it weird that Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" video makes me want to touch my body?
I find it ironic that the Huskies and the Patriots choke, while the Red Sox win.
My expectations for Spring Weekend just got low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
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