2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/27/08 Section: Commentary
If I don't see anything in the InstantDaily about the girl who puked behind me in lecture hall today, I'm gonna be pissed.
The words "I love Lisa" are written on a bathroom stall in the women's bathroom in the library. Either this Lisa thinks very highly of herself, or some guy was really, really lost.
I guess UConn wants me to go to X-lot this year.
To the nudist in the girl's gym locker room who walked around naked for 10 minutes, we get it, you like to strip.
I don't understand what's so fun about kite flying.
To the girl I slipped my business card to in the library when you weren't looking, I hope you call me or add me on Facebook.
And on the eighth day God made Kemba Walker.
I have a belly button.
The words "I love Lisa" are written on a bathroom stall in the women's bathroom in the library. Either this Lisa thinks very highly of herself, or some guy was really, really lost.
I guess UConn wants me to go to X-lot this year.
To the nudist in the girl's gym locker room who walked around naked for 10 minutes, we get it, you like to strip.
I don't understand what's so fun about kite flying.
To the girl I slipped my business card to in the library when you weren't looking, I hope you call me or add me on Facebook.
And on the eighth day God made Kemba Walker.
I have a belly button.
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Naturistspaceorg
posted 3/27/08 @ 10:45 PM EST
That's funny indeed!
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