Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/1/08 Section: Commentary
For our added security, Wilson Hall is now equipped with an extra door to ensure non-residents do not have access to the dorm rooms while the building is open. Too bad the latch is installed backwards and the door can't lock.
You know facebook has become a replacement for talking when your hookup buddy requests to be your girlfriend ... before talking about it with you ... at all.
To the guy wearing the 100 percent unique shirt i locked eyes with in the weight room this afternoon: 1. You have incredibly strong arms and 2. Wanna make babies?
Wouldn't it make more sense to test the sirens April 1 instead of April 2?
I celebrated my first A of the semester by falling face first on the stairs in the library. Thought it was best to point this out myself before anyone else did.
I love watching the freshmen scream when they read The Daily Scampus.
You know facebook has become a replacement for talking when your hookup buddy requests to be your girlfriend ... before talking about it with you ... at all.
To the guy wearing the 100 percent unique shirt i locked eyes with in the weight room this afternoon: 1. You have incredibly strong arms and 2. Wanna make babies?
Wouldn't it make more sense to test the sirens April 1 instead of April 2?
I celebrated my first A of the semester by falling face first on the stairs in the library. Thought it was best to point this out myself before anyone else did.
I love watching the freshmen scream when they read The Daily Scampus.
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