Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/17/08 Section: Commentary
To the no-talent schmucks playing "Rock Band" all day and night in Garrigus, turn the damn game off, stop yelling at the end of every song and go to class. You have no future.
So I opened my Daily Campus to find the headline "Minors can be the way to go." You are very dirty Daily Campus. Very dirty.
To the girls out on the Hilltop's volleyball court, while it is certainly sandy, this does not make it a beach. Kindly remove yourselves and your towels so that I can use it as intended.
To the girl tanning topless behind Beech Hall, you don't exist, but I bet people got excited at the possibility when they read this.
If President Hogan can declare war on other universities, I say he should start with West Virginia. I'm tired of them always "scoring again." They must be stopped!
Crap! ResLife put me in Tent City next year.
So I opened my Daily Campus to find the headline "Minors can be the way to go." You are very dirty Daily Campus. Very dirty.
To the girls out on the Hilltop's volleyball court, while it is certainly sandy, this does not make it a beach. Kindly remove yourselves and your towels so that I can use it as intended.
To the girl tanning topless behind Beech Hall, you don't exist, but I bet people got excited at the possibility when they read this.
If President Hogan can declare war on other universities, I say he should start with West Virginia. I'm tired of them always "scoring again." They must be stopped!
Crap! ResLife put me in Tent City next year.
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