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Issue date: 6/9/08 Section: Commentary
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What can brown do for you? It can't win the triple crown, obviously.

I've eaten Subway for the past six meals and my moment of weakness came this morning when I began missing Buckley food.

I've been working for two weeks and I already miss classes.

Calhoun's 3-0 record against cancer should serve as an inspiration to his basketball team.

Why classes are better than a summer job: you can't study for a drug test.

Summer Session: Because I can only fry so much of my brain in two semesters.

UCPD has one less thing to worry about now - DUIs won't be a problem because these days no one can afford to drink AND drive.

I miss Panda.




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