Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 8/28/08 Section: Commentary
Blue Line, if you were my Facebook friend, you would SO be de-friended.
When did Michelle Obama get so hot?
Here's to a year free of jokes about West Virginia scoring, and more jokes about drunken roommates attempting to score.
To all slow moving freshman: We shall be armed with green tomatoes if you don't start crossing the streets faster and with more enthusiasm.
Did anyone see the new Just For Men hair regrowth commercial featuring a woman?
How many pantsuits does Hillary Clinton own?
So we're playing Hofstra. Don't they have more STDs than Rutgers?
R.I.P. Vlad.
Dear McMahon: I understood when I had to swipe my card to enter the building. But having to swipe to get into the elevator? Really? Next thing you know I'll need two forms of identification and a reference to take a piss.
When did Michelle Obama get so hot?
Here's to a year free of jokes about West Virginia scoring, and more jokes about drunken roommates attempting to score.
To all slow moving freshman: We shall be armed with green tomatoes if you don't start crossing the streets faster and with more enthusiasm.
Did anyone see the new Just For Men hair regrowth commercial featuring a woman?
How many pantsuits does Hillary Clinton own?
So we're playing Hofstra. Don't they have more STDs than Rutgers?
R.I.P. Vlad.
Dear McMahon: I understood when I had to swipe my card to enter the building. But having to swipe to get into the elevator? Really? Next thing you know I'll need two forms of identification and a reference to take a piss.
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