Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 9/18/08 Section: Commentary
I almost got hit by another bus today. I'm starting to think that the drivers are being recruited from E.O. Smith.
So on the side of my Facebook page I noticed a college singles advertisement, and I was interested ... until I saw that the picture was of a girl biting her dog.
So if anyone happens to smell something funny in the Student Union, I clearly saw a skunk run in the door last night. That is almost as
frightening as tail girl ... but not quite.
Obama might not have much political experience, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Last week the clock in my bathroom stopped at 4:20. I haven't fixed it yet.
Tail girl is in my animal behavior class ... coincidence? I think not.
I can't wait for winter so the guys who sit around playing guitar to pick up freshmen will go away.
So on the side of my Facebook page I noticed a college singles advertisement, and I was interested ... until I saw that the picture was of a girl biting her dog.
So if anyone happens to smell something funny in the Student Union, I clearly saw a skunk run in the door last night. That is almost as
frightening as tail girl ... but not quite.
Obama might not have much political experience, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Last week the clock in my bathroom stopped at 4:20. I haven't fixed it yet.
Tail girl is in my animal behavior class ... coincidence? I think not.
I can't wait for winter so the guys who sit around playing guitar to pick up freshmen will go away.
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