Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 9/29/08 Section: Commentary
When Beavers and Trojans play together, everyone wins.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
A girl got bonus points in class for telling the joke, "What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
To the jerk who put broken signs on the washers during free laundry week so he didn't have to wait in line: It probably wasn't a good idea to take your signs down and put your laundry in while there were 20 people in the room.
Am I the only one who pregamed for the debate?
Yesterday I saw a girl with a rat on her shoulder. Are we at Hogwarts?
Is the Bursar's office going to charge President Hogan with an inconvenience fee for not accepting his $100,000 bonus?
The girl on the front page of Focus makes me want to quit drinking. Almost.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
A girl got bonus points in class for telling the joke, "What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
To the jerk who put broken signs on the washers during free laundry week so he didn't have to wait in line: It probably wasn't a good idea to take your signs down and put your laundry in while there were 20 people in the room.
Am I the only one who pregamed for the debate?
Yesterday I saw a girl with a rat on her shoulder. Are we at Hogwarts?
Is the Bursar's office going to charge President Hogan with an inconvenience fee for not accepting his $100,000 bonus?
The girl on the front page of Focus makes me want to quit drinking. Almost.
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