Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/2/08 Section: Commentary
Would it be tasteless to break up with a girlfriend via Instant Daily?
Every time I walk past the sewers with steam coming out, I think the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must be having a really good time.
Warning: Exams in calendar are closer than they appear.
What will I use as a sled this year now that all the trays are gone? ... probably a freshman.
To the guy who didn't bum me a cigarette today: May your cancer be more painful than mine.
The best part of having a campus that smells like cow crap: I can fart in public and blame it on the cows.
I thought I was alone in the bathroom until I heard a sneeze. Startled, I replied, 'God bless you,' only to realize it was just the poof of the air freshener.
Russia's watching us. Thank goodness Palin's there to watch back.
Thanks for the article about the high death rate on election day. Now I want to get in my car and vote.
Every time I walk past the sewers with steam coming out, I think the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must be having a really good time.
Warning: Exams in calendar are closer than they appear.
What will I use as a sled this year now that all the trays are gone? ... probably a freshman.
To the guy who didn't bum me a cigarette today: May your cancer be more painful than mine.
The best part of having a campus that smells like cow crap: I can fart in public and blame it on the cows.
I thought I was alone in the bathroom until I heard a sneeze. Startled, I replied, 'God bless you,' only to realize it was just the poof of the air freshener.
Russia's watching us. Thank goodness Palin's there to watch back.
Thanks for the article about the high death rate on election day. Now I want to get in my car and vote.
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