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Instant Daily
Issue date: 10/6/08 Section: Commentary
Dear Sarah Palin, Nuclear: as pertaining to or involving nuclear weapons. Nucular: an ad hoc spelling of an incorrect pronunciation of the word "nuclear." Sincerely, Intelligent people everywhere.
I didn't bother watching the debate Thursday because I knew all the important information I would need would be right here on InstantDaily. Thanks for not letting me down, UConn.
The football team is making the soccer team look like the football team.
Stephanie Tanner's coming to UConn? How rude!
While entertaining, perhaps having "UConn and a Butt Waggle" on the YouTube section of the Students' Page is not what the designers had in mind.
I heard the production of a hybrid vehicle releases more emissions than driving a Hummer for your entire life. Ironic, isn't it?
To the freshman in Towers who burnt Easy-Mac by forgetting the water: How did you get into college? It's Easy-Mac. Seriously.
To the kid on my floor who has been playing a cowbell for a half-hour: I have a fever and the only prescription is for you to freakin' stop.
I didn't bother watching the debate Thursday because I knew all the important information I would need would be right here on InstantDaily. Thanks for not letting me down, UConn.
The football team is making the soccer team look like the football team.
Stephanie Tanner's coming to UConn? How rude!
While entertaining, perhaps having "UConn and a Butt Waggle" on the YouTube section of the Students' Page is not what the designers had in mind.
I heard the production of a hybrid vehicle releases more emissions than driving a Hummer for your entire life. Ironic, isn't it?
To the freshman in Towers who burnt Easy-Mac by forgetting the water: How did you get into college? It's Easy-Mac. Seriously.
To the kid on my floor who has been playing a cowbell for a half-hour: I have a fever and the only prescription is for you to freakin' stop.
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