The Daily Campus

Issue date: 10/6/08 Section: Focus

How perfect are these two? One is the most famous R&B singer in the world and the other is the most beautiful R&B singer in the world. But rest assured, Brown is willing to cope with Rihanna's looks. He's just a little jealous of her popularity.

Hip-hop's dream couple was spotted inside a KFC a week ago and is rumored to have scheduled two concerts together - the second of which is in New Zealand and was sold out in 20 minutes.

But as perfect as Brown is for Rihanna - he wrote her hit single "Disturbia," which is pretty disturbing itself - there are other men out there who would mesh much better with the 20-year-old star from Barbados. Here are a few:



Lil Wayne

Is he even single? Who knows? Even if he isn't, Lil Wayne is the baddest thing out there right now. Rihanna has already been with Jay-Z and Brown, so clearly, the next step is Wayne. Given the fact that Brown and Rihanna sound exactly alike, she would be a much better musical complement to Weezy than she is to her current boyfriend.



LL Cool J

OK, so he's old enough to be her dad. But James Smith III (yes, somehow he got LL Cool J from that) is still an absolute hunk. He's got the body of a model and the rhymes of a white seventh-grader. He may very well be married, but odds are he'd be willing to file for a divorce if Rihanna came knocking.



Tony Romo

The quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys has landed Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson in the past year. Clearly, he has game that extends beyond the football field. You know how they say opposites attract? Well, these two couldn't be any different. In fact, the only thing they have in common is their haircut. This redneck quarterback and island beauty could be the biggest Hollywood couple in years.



Dane Cook

She's been with the badass (Jay-Z) and the dancing queen (Brown), so now its time to get a boyfriend that can make her laugh. By no means do I consider Cook funny, but for whatever reason, other people do. Maybe Rihanna is one of those people?



Kanye West

Anyone who's listened to "Love Lockdown" is well-aware that West is mildy obsessed with his voice on auto-tune. He's said numerous times that he thinks it sounds good, but the real underlying reason behind his sudden change from rap artist to wannabe R&B singer is his desire to sound like a T-Pain/Chris Brown hybrid. There's no way Rihanna can resist the sound of that machine editing his voice.



Barack Obama

If Rihanna is power-hungry, dating Obama would be the pinnacle of her professional career. Plus, he'd surely steal away some votes from her young fans (and her creepy middle-aged stalkers) that would help push him past John McCain in next month's presidential election.



Me

C'mon, I'm the Sports Editor of The Daily Campus. I write a mean column and lay out a pretty sexy front page. That's hot, right, Rihanna?

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