Spring Break
Left out of the catalog
John Bailey
Issue date: 10/10/08 Section: Focus
SOCI 1002 '90s Youth Culture
Recent studies showed that a staggering percentage of American college students could, not, when questioned, remember the words to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song. Even the most intelligent, dedicated Dean's List graduate isn't a complete student without a Pog collection and a working knowledge of Polly Pocket. Students concerned about the unusual 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. time slot will be relieved to know that Lunchables and Fruit By The Foot will be provided.
MUSI 1988 Freestyle Rapping
Unh, unh. Right. Lemme get one goin'. Yo…
Takin' this class gonna cover yo' ass, we got the sass and the razzmatazz, it's like you never been cool in your small-town school so this is your fast break, take a last break 'cause we don't stop, we crack rocks with vocal karate chops, and it's true, you can too. Sucka. Prerequisites: POLS 1032 Introduction to International Relations.
DRAM 6900 Orgasm Faces
Worried if she's faking it? Need to get better at faking it? Embarrassed that you look like Beaker from the Muppets when you climax? Your prayers have been answered! We'll be going over some classic examples of O-faces from history, along with rigorous discussion and a look at where the future of orgasms is going. Be forewarned: the homework load for this class is particularly intense!
Recent studies showed that a staggering percentage of American college students could, not, when questioned, remember the words to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song. Even the most intelligent, dedicated Dean's List graduate isn't a complete student without a Pog collection and a working knowledge of Polly Pocket. Students concerned about the unusual 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. time slot will be relieved to know that Lunchables and Fruit By The Foot will be provided.
MUSI 1988 Freestyle Rapping
Unh, unh. Right. Lemme get one goin'. Yo…
Takin' this class gonna cover yo' ass, we got the sass and the razzmatazz, it's like you never been cool in your small-town school so this is your fast break, take a last break 'cause we don't stop, we crack rocks with vocal karate chops, and it's true, you can too. Sucka. Prerequisites: POLS 1032 Introduction to International Relations.
DRAM 6900 Orgasm Faces
Worried if she's faking it? Need to get better at faking it? Embarrassed that you look like Beaker from the Muppets when you climax? Your prayers have been answered! We'll be going over some classic examples of O-faces from history, along with rigorous discussion and a look at where the future of orgasms is going. Be forewarned: the homework load for this class is particularly intense!
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