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Juicy: '7 Things' Cyrus hates about ex-BF Nick Jonas
Kevin Duffy
Issue date: 11/3/08 Section: Focus
When Miley Cyrus' new song, '7 Things I Hate About You' was orignally written, it was nothing more than cheesy replica of a scene in "10 Things I Hate About You" where Kat Stratford stands in front of the class and recites all the reasons she hates (but loves) Patrick Verona.
Now, the song has taken on new meaning. After her painfully harsh break-up with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus actually does hate her gorgeous, 16-year-old ex-boyfriend.
At a concert last weekend in Paris, Cyrus prefaced the performance of her latest hit single with: "This is for every girl out there who hates their ex-boyfriend." She proceeded to sing with intense passion and then she put the finishing touches on her emo-rendition of the crappy pop song by saying "I still hate you."
What she didn't do, however, is explain why she hates Jonas. If you pay close attention to the song, it's not hard to figure out. Here are the seven reasons why Cyrus deservedly hates her pig of an ex-boy-toy.
1. You're vain
Ugh, guys. They're all so self-absorbed. Jonas - though cute and innocent on the outside - is no different. Granted, it's difficult to remain humble when pre-teen girls around the country have your poster on their bedroom walls next to their Beanie Baby collection, but Jonas let his stardom go straight to his head.
2. Your games
This one is likely inspired by the stunt that sent this once-promising relationship down the tubes - Jonas held hands with another girl. Upon hearing the news that Jonas and Disney star Selena Gomez locked pinkies, Cyrus went off the deep-end - and rightfully so. Before she knew it, Jonas was playing tonsil hockey with his new girl.
3. You're insecure
Maybe, just maybe, Jonas' whole macho-man image is a front. Maybe he's as pathetic and desperate as his older brother Paul. Only Cyrus would know.
4. You love me, you like her
A typical guy. Jonas claims to have cared for Cyrus, but he always had difficulty restraining himself from flirting with that cute 12-year-old who was on the brink of puberty during his autograph sessions.
5. You make me laugh, you make me cry; I don't know which side to buy
On his good days, Jonas could make Cyrus smile at the drop of a hat. On the bad days, he refused to pay for their lunch at Chuck E. Cheese. What's a girl to do in a situation like this? Are there any guys out there who truly care?
6. Your friends, they're jerks; when you act like them just know it hurts
Nick, your brothers are losers. Stop hanging out with them and make some new friends.
7. You make me love you
Still, a year after their break-up, Cyrus isn't completely over Jonas. It's about time she forgets about that jerk and moves on with her life. If Cyrus wants to stand up for every girl who's been victimized by a two-faced goon like Jonas, she needs to take the advice of her wise friend Leslie and "just be Miley."
Now, the song has taken on new meaning. After her painfully harsh break-up with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, Cyrus actually does hate her gorgeous, 16-year-old ex-boyfriend.
At a concert last weekend in Paris, Cyrus prefaced the performance of her latest hit single with: "This is for every girl out there who hates their ex-boyfriend." She proceeded to sing with intense passion and then she put the finishing touches on her emo-rendition of the crappy pop song by saying "I still hate you."
What she didn't do, however, is explain why she hates Jonas. If you pay close attention to the song, it's not hard to figure out. Here are the seven reasons why Cyrus deservedly hates her pig of an ex-boy-toy.
1. You're vain
Ugh, guys. They're all so self-absorbed. Jonas - though cute and innocent on the outside - is no different. Granted, it's difficult to remain humble when pre-teen girls around the country have your poster on their bedroom walls next to their Beanie Baby collection, but Jonas let his stardom go straight to his head.
2. Your games
This one is likely inspired by the stunt that sent this once-promising relationship down the tubes - Jonas held hands with another girl. Upon hearing the news that Jonas and Disney star Selena Gomez locked pinkies, Cyrus went off the deep-end - and rightfully so. Before she knew it, Jonas was playing tonsil hockey with his new girl.
3. You're insecure
Maybe, just maybe, Jonas' whole macho-man image is a front. Maybe he's as pathetic and desperate as his older brother Paul. Only Cyrus would know.
4. You love me, you like her
A typical guy. Jonas claims to have cared for Cyrus, but he always had difficulty restraining himself from flirting with that cute 12-year-old who was on the brink of puberty during his autograph sessions.
5. You make me laugh, you make me cry; I don't know which side to buy
On his good days, Jonas could make Cyrus smile at the drop of a hat. On the bad days, he refused to pay for their lunch at Chuck E. Cheese. What's a girl to do in a situation like this? Are there any guys out there who truly care?
6. Your friends, they're jerks; when you act like them just know it hurts
Nick, your brothers are losers. Stop hanging out with them and make some new friends.
7. You make me love you
Still, a year after their break-up, Cyrus isn't completely over Jonas. It's about time she forgets about that jerk and moves on with her life. If Cyrus wants to stand up for every girl who's been victimized by a two-faced goon like Jonas, she needs to take the advice of her wise friend Leslie and "just be Miley."
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Stephanie
posted 11/03/08 @ 4:15 PM EST
HAHAHHAHAHAHA this seriously just made me laugh. as much as i adore those jonas boys, i found this funny, and its probably true.
Emma
posted 11/03/08 @ 6:57 PM EST
Okay firstly 7 Things is the worst pop song I have heard in a hell of a long time. Seconly I dont think that Nick would really be like that. Yes a lot of celebs have another side to them that the press only get to see, even if Nick does smile and be all nicey nicey to the press I dont think he would be as bad as that. (Continued…)
katelyn
posted 11/03/08 @ 7:00 PM EST
screw all of yu.
um nick jonas is the biggest gentelman and amazing and humble boys i have ever seen in my entire life and so what if mileys song is about him maybe she deserved the breakup. (Continued…)
kate
posted 11/03/08 @ 7:01 PM EST
Actually I believe that the words vain, insecure and friends who are jerks probably describes Miley much more than Nick. My theory is that he came to his senses and realized she wasn't good for him and dumped her. (Continued…)
jenna
posted 11/03/08 @ 11:27 PM EST
i agree with emma and katelyn
you know what screw miley cyrus she is the rudest meanest and most hateful person
Nick in the sweetest and most sucure guuy and miley needs to stop all this crap bc nick didnt break up with her
MILEY BROKE UP WITH HIM RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT ONSTAGE!!!!!!!
SOOOO SCREW YOU MILEY CYRUS THERE IS LIKE A BILLION THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!
manisha
posted 11/03/08 @ 11:46 PM EST
the only one who is jerk is miley . her song is stupid
Deanna
posted 11/03/08 @ 11:58 PM EST
Are you freaking serious.
All you kids who comment get over it.
Your all jealous that Miley dated Nick so your taking it out on her.
I think Nick seems sweet, but who knows. (Continued…)
Inni
posted 11/04/08 @ 8:10 AM EST
OMJ
I Love The Jonas Brothers
Especially Nick
Not True
Hes Not
Vain
There Are No Games
Hes Not Insecure
Miley Just Sucks =]
Maddie
posted 11/05/08 @ 10:26 PM EST
Okay 'Inni' How do you know Nick Jonas isn't vain, there wasn't any games and he's not insecure. Because I know for a fact you don't know him. And Miley doesn't suck. (Continued…)
mhaYbel
posted 11/06/08 @ 5:32 AM EST
i luV miley and nick together i hope theY will be 2geder agaIn they look cute with each other!!
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