Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/17/08 Section: Commentary
Only at a UConn men's basketball game will you hear someone yell to the referee, "Why don't you get on your knees and blow the game, ref!"
Guilty. I opened six boxes of Cookie Crisp in North dining hall just to get the free "Madagascar" toys.
To everyone who saw me fall down the stairs in Arjona: Thanks for taking the time to stop and laugh. I hope I made your day.
What HDFS classes will teach you: Younger people generally have more sex in unusual places. Example: Homer Babbidge Library.
Tonight I saw two people wearing viking helmets. I guess furry tails are on their way out. The upcoming weird trend: viking helmets.
I have an embarassing question. Is it cold enough for guys to wear scarves yet?
Tell me why the girl sitting next to me in the library just unbuttoned her pants.
Guilty. I opened six boxes of Cookie Crisp in North dining hall just to get the free "Madagascar" toys.
To everyone who saw me fall down the stairs in Arjona: Thanks for taking the time to stop and laugh. I hope I made your day.
What HDFS classes will teach you: Younger people generally have more sex in unusual places. Example: Homer Babbidge Library.
Tonight I saw two people wearing viking helmets. I guess furry tails are on their way out. The upcoming weird trend: viking helmets.
I have an embarassing question. Is it cold enough for guys to wear scarves yet?
Tell me why the girl sitting next to me in the library just unbuttoned her pants.
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