Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 11/19/08 Section: Commentary
To the boy who fell down the stairs as I fell up them: Who are you? And where have you been all my life?
Can I just say that I think it's awesome that the Sports Editor has written two articles about Miley Cyrus?
Sometimes, after it rains, I like to have a memorial service for all the worms who died trying to cross the sidewalk.
At only 30 degrees outside, it can no longer be healthy for girls to wear only leggings as pants. Not to mention how awful it looks.
The Blue-and-White Guy is the phantom of my nightmares.
I couldn't get into the InstantDaily, so I got into the Police Blotter instead. Take that.
The security code I had to type in on Ticketmaster was "she stabbed." Violent much?
Jonathan the Husky likes to juice oranges.
Can I just say that I think it's awesome that the Sports Editor has written two articles about Miley Cyrus?
Sometimes, after it rains, I like to have a memorial service for all the worms who died trying to cross the sidewalk.
At only 30 degrees outside, it can no longer be healthy for girls to wear only leggings as pants. Not to mention how awful it looks.
The Blue-and-White Guy is the phantom of my nightmares.
I couldn't get into the InstantDaily, so I got into the Police Blotter instead. Take that.
The security code I had to type in on Ticketmaster was "she stabbed." Violent much?
Jonathan the Husky likes to juice oranges.
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