Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 12/1/08 Section: Commentary
Stop asking how Thanksgiving was. Here's all you need to know: Turkey, sleep, more turkey.
In Soviet Russia, Turkey eats you.
My grandma gave everyone in the family salmonella except herself. She obviously knows we are trying to put her in a retirement home...
I'm thankful for having access to porn.
I admit it. I tried to find the girl who was picking her nose at the basketball game on Facebook.
I went to see "Twilight" by myself Tuesday night. Going to see a movie alone is like drinking alone; sometimes it's necessary.
Is it sad that I don't go to UConn anymore, live in Texas, can smell Mexico from my house, and yet I still write to the InstantDaily?
So today is World AIDS Day. It is also the birthday of the sluttiest guy I know. Ironic?
In Soviet Russia, Turkey eats you.
My grandma gave everyone in the family salmonella except herself. She obviously knows we are trying to put her in a retirement home...
I'm thankful for having access to porn.
I admit it. I tried to find the girl who was picking her nose at the basketball game on Facebook.
I went to see "Twilight" by myself Tuesday night. Going to see a movie alone is like drinking alone; sometimes it's necessary.
Is it sad that I don't go to UConn anymore, live in Texas, can smell Mexico from my house, and yet I still write to the InstantDaily?
So today is World AIDS Day. It is also the birthday of the sluttiest guy I know. Ironic?
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