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Issue date: 12/4/08 Section: Commentary
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Tailgating a cop while drunk. I know football is improving here, but clearly the players' intelligence is not.

While studying for an animal science exam, my roommate asked me if I could imagine what it would be like if people walked around with horns. My response: You mean instead of tails?

My girlfriend just asked me what time Store24 closes.

So I asked the guy sitting at the AIDS Awareness table if he had any free condoms. He said, "No, we forgot to grab them. I know, it's kind of ironic."

Did anyone else see Big Bird and Elmo outside smoking? That's a little sketchy.
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Deb Burr

posted 12/17/08 @ 8:15 PM EST

When munchies are strongest, Store24 is closed for cleaning. Thus the nickname Store 23 1/2.

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