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Extra-long for your all your finals-related gripes
Issue date: 12/8/08 Section: Commentary
The next time a Q Center tutor judges me for skipping stats, I'm gonna take her pocket protector and draw a penis on it.
I may not pass chem, but I'd pass mixology with flying colors.
Hot girl sitting next to me in the library right now, I love you.
I have been at the library for the past 4 hours. I have watched episodes of "The Simpsons," played Tetris, had lunch and dinner and almost decided to buy a fox-tail. But I did not open a book to study for my first test.
To the kid who didn't think anyone would notice he was watching "Girls Gone Wild" in the library: You weren't alone.
I returned my books to the Co-op today and only got $10 total. Is this the recession or does Buyback just suck?
Some people don't study for finals ... they are naturally smart like me.
The library is just like Santa's workshop ... except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
All week I plan on pulling all-nighters ... oh, and I'm gonna study too.
I may not pass chem, but I'd pass mixology with flying colors.
Hot girl sitting next to me in the library right now, I love you.
I have been at the library for the past 4 hours. I have watched episodes of "The Simpsons," played Tetris, had lunch and dinner and almost decided to buy a fox-tail. But I did not open a book to study for my first test.
To the kid who didn't think anyone would notice he was watching "Girls Gone Wild" in the library: You weren't alone.
I returned my books to the Co-op today and only got $10 total. Is this the recession or does Buyback just suck?
Some people don't study for finals ... they are naturally smart like me.
The library is just like Santa's workshop ... except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
All week I plan on pulling all-nighters ... oh, and I'm gonna study too.
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