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Extra-long for your all your finals-related gripes
Issue date: 12/8/08 Section: Commentary
Every time finals come around I realize how much I missed high school.
All of you finals week library dwellers, stay out for the good of the Homer Babbidge faithful.
You know you've been studying too long when you dream about your professor and TA having a sexual relationship.
My roommate wants to make a gingerbread house ... does anyone want to room swap?
Now that I've started watching porn at the library, there isn't a single place on campus I can go to study for exams.
He sees you when you're sleeping, but does Santa Facebook-stalk you too?
Is it bad that I spend more time thinking about an InstantDaily than I do studying for my finals?
Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
I just found old episodes of "Boy Meets World" online. This does not bode well for the grades on my finals.
Has any other guy come up with the idea to dress up like Santa this weekend and see how many girls will sit on his lap? If not, I call dibs.
Hey guys, if you don't want to take your exams just do what Plaxico did to get out of practice. Shoot yourself in the thigh.
I wish I got paid to procrastinate. Then I'd never have to procrastinate another day in my life.
After watching "Star Wars," I realized that one should never, under any circumstance, trust robots.
My entire PowerPoint presentation showed up in Greek letters. But there's enough Greek life on this campus to make this acceptable right?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
I could study for finals, but I'd rather re-watch all four seasons of "Entourage" instead.
All I want for Christmas is to get into the InstantDaily.
I tried to study but it was Harry Potter weekend on ABC family.
To the girl who took up a whole table for herself and all her books in the library, could you be any more inconsiderate?
Is it wrong that, when I see people sleeping in the library with their shoes on, I feel entitled to write on them with a permanent marker? FYI: You're fair game.
All of you finals week library dwellers, stay out for the good of the Homer Babbidge faithful.
You know you've been studying too long when you dream about your professor and TA having a sexual relationship.
My roommate wants to make a gingerbread house ... does anyone want to room swap?
Now that I've started watching porn at the library, there isn't a single place on campus I can go to study for exams.
He sees you when you're sleeping, but does Santa Facebook-stalk you too?
Is it bad that I spend more time thinking about an InstantDaily than I do studying for my finals?
Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
I just found old episodes of "Boy Meets World" online. This does not bode well for the grades on my finals.
Has any other guy come up with the idea to dress up like Santa this weekend and see how many girls will sit on his lap? If not, I call dibs.
Hey guys, if you don't want to take your exams just do what Plaxico did to get out of practice. Shoot yourself in the thigh.
I wish I got paid to procrastinate. Then I'd never have to procrastinate another day in my life.
After watching "Star Wars," I realized that one should never, under any circumstance, trust robots.
My entire PowerPoint presentation showed up in Greek letters. But there's enough Greek life on this campus to make this acceptable right?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
I could study for finals, but I'd rather re-watch all four seasons of "Entourage" instead.
All I want for Christmas is to get into the InstantDaily.
I tried to study but it was Harry Potter weekend on ABC family.
To the girl who took up a whole table for herself and all her books in the library, could you be any more inconsiderate?
Is it wrong that, when I see people sleeping in the library with their shoes on, I feel entitled to write on them with a permanent marker? FYI: You're fair game.
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