Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 1/21/09 Section: Commentary
Fact. Every InstantDaily from now until the end of the month will have this joke. Fact.
Six classes, one book, $10. Take that, UConn.
I tapped my shot glasses together three times and said, "There's no place like UConn..."
If I had known that an inaugural ball with Nick Cannon would replace 'Scrubs' tonight I would have voted for McCain.
Someone definitely pulled the fire alarm in physics today so we could watch the inauguration. Thanks!
If I had a nickel for every time I got stiffed at Chuck & Augie's, I'd have more money than I make in tips.
When do New Year's resolutions stop? I need my treadmill back!
I got the most amazing parking spot. I haven't even gotten food poisoning from the dining hall yet. If I get into the InstantDaily, my semester will truly be off to a good start.
Six classes, one book, $10. Take that, UConn.
I tapped my shot glasses together three times and said, "There's no place like UConn..."
If I had known that an inaugural ball with Nick Cannon would replace 'Scrubs' tonight I would have voted for McCain.
Someone definitely pulled the fire alarm in physics today so we could watch the inauguration. Thanks!
If I had a nickel for every time I got stiffed at Chuck & Augie's, I'd have more money than I make in tips.
When do New Year's resolutions stop? I need my treadmill back!
I got the most amazing parking spot. I haven't even gotten food poisoning from the dining hall yet. If I get into the InstantDaily, my semester will truly be off to a good start.
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