Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 1/23/09 Section: Commentary
Allison ... Your llama got out.
If I had a nickel for every girl with a black Northface jacket, I'd be able to buy jackets for the remaining five so that they wouldn't feel left out.
To the Muslim boy whose praying I interrupted Sunday morning in the North garbage room, thinking you were hung over and throwing up: I sincerely apologize!
20 treadmills, 16,000 students. You do the math, UConn.
Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
To the girl in STAT 1000 yesterday who thought that 25 was an even number: Consider middle school.
Today my psych professor told the class that autopsies are typically done on dead people. Thanks for the quality education, UConn.
I'll buy DP Dough for everyone who's in charge of the InstantDaily if you put this in!
If I had a nickel for every girl with a black Northface jacket, I'd be able to buy jackets for the remaining five so that they wouldn't feel left out.
To the Muslim boy whose praying I interrupted Sunday morning in the North garbage room, thinking you were hung over and throwing up: I sincerely apologize!
20 treadmills, 16,000 students. You do the math, UConn.
Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
To the girl in STAT 1000 yesterday who thought that 25 was an even number: Consider middle school.
Today my psych professor told the class that autopsies are typically done on dead people. Thanks for the quality education, UConn.
I'll buy DP Dough for everyone who's in charge of the InstantDaily if you put this in!
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Mike's Mom
posted 1/24/09 @ 12:52 AM EST
With all those nickels you save, perhaps you could replace my son's Black Northface stolen while visiting UNH?? Thanks a bunch!
ilana
posted 10/07/09 @ 10:37 AM EST
The UCONN business school backpacks have a refrigerator section, easy access for your iPod, a section for your laptop, and enough room to fit a small child, but they dont repel the rain? weak sauce uconn. (Continued…)
gloria
posted 10/22/09 @ 11:49 AM EST
Its harder to get in the daily campus than it is to be accepted to UCONN.
Charlie
posted 11/10/09 @ 8:31 PM EST
There's nothing more exciting than buying a Dodge Charger SRT8 with a 6.1L Hemi. However, there's nothing more depressing than parking next to one when you arrive to North campus feeling like more of a man. (Continued…)
Paul Albano
posted 11/11/09 @ 6:16 PM EST
To the people who use the elevator in the gym....Just stay home.
Harold Burbank
posted 11/12/09 @ 3:25 AM EST
To the guy who left Taco Bell nachos on my bed for me to find at 3:00 this morning, God bless your soul.
JadeB
posted 11/12/09 @ 7:33 PM EST
I love the British meat at UConn
EmmaGrace
posted 11/13/09 @ 11:06 AM EST
Dear Hot Kosher guy- (You know who you are) Can we meet up sometime? I don't really understand the whole "kosher" regulations... But I want to have a conversation about your meat. (Continued…)
Scott Johnson
posted 11/18/09 @ 5:22 PM EST
To the guy that shut off the lights in the bathroom right when I was taking a piss. You just broke a man law.
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