Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 1/27/09 Section: Commentary
Books: $ 400. Housing: $ 2,500. Tuition: $ 4,000. Face of my dad EVERY time he sees my fee bill: Priceless.
Seeing a giant penis in the snow on the way back from Hilltop made my night.
To the person with the red Mustang who parks in the handicap spot in North, your legs clearly work, so man up and fight for a spot like the rest of us.
Zach Frazer should automatically be starting QB next year solely for getting air time on ESPN wearing a Connecticut Football shirt in the Notre Dame student section.
To my roommate, who I barely know: You just farted in your top bunk and it traveled to mine through the mattress. You are a savage girl. I hate you.
Duke is as overrated as raccoon tails.
I won't give InstantDaily a thing. Put me in anyway.
To the Furry who got their tail stuck in the back door of the bus, thanks for making the remainder of my bus ride amusing.
My class had to be moved from Arjona to CLAS today because of more flooding. C'mon, UConn, it's time to let it go.
I hate it when there's a girl working in the mailroom window, because I always want to laugh when I look at her and say, 'I have a package.'
Seeing a giant penis in the snow on the way back from Hilltop made my night.
To the person with the red Mustang who parks in the handicap spot in North, your legs clearly work, so man up and fight for a spot like the rest of us.
Zach Frazer should automatically be starting QB next year solely for getting air time on ESPN wearing a Connecticut Football shirt in the Notre Dame student section.
To my roommate, who I barely know: You just farted in your top bunk and it traveled to mine through the mattress. You are a savage girl. I hate you.
Duke is as overrated as raccoon tails.
I won't give InstantDaily a thing. Put me in anyway.
To the Furry who got their tail stuck in the back door of the bus, thanks for making the remainder of my bus ride amusing.
My class had to be moved from Arjona to CLAS today because of more flooding. C'mon, UConn, it's time to let it go.
I hate it when there's a girl working in the mailroom window, because I always want to laugh when I look at her and say, 'I have a package.'
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