Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 1/28/09 Section: Commentary
I ate peanut butter ... and didn't die.
Fact. DP Dough Promiser is a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Jacket, check. Gloves, check. Hat check. Raccoon tail ... check.
My brother called this morning. It's -15 degrees where he is. Stop complaining UConn. It's balmy.
To the person who said their tuition was $4,000: Imagine paying $30,000 and then looking at your parents' faces. Now that's priceless.
When a professor tells me he'll be posting all the
lecture slides online, its like telling me not to bother coming to class.
Screw D.P. Dough and tuition, if this gets in I'll give the staff ... ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
Seeing a Zamboni drive down Hillside Road made my day.
Why hasn't anyone moved the dead rabbit off the sidewalk next to the Alumni House?
I tried to pay for my books with all the wooden nickels I saved, but it seems the Co-op doesn't accept its own currency.
Fact. DP Dough Promiser is a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Jacket, check. Gloves, check. Hat check. Raccoon tail ... check.
My brother called this morning. It's -15 degrees where he is. Stop complaining UConn. It's balmy.
To the person who said their tuition was $4,000: Imagine paying $30,000 and then looking at your parents' faces. Now that's priceless.
When a professor tells me he'll be posting all the
lecture slides online, its like telling me not to bother coming to class.
Screw D.P. Dough and tuition, if this gets in I'll give the staff ... ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
Seeing a Zamboni drive down Hillside Road made my day.
Why hasn't anyone moved the dead rabbit off the sidewalk next to the Alumni House?
I tried to pay for my books with all the wooden nickels I saved, but it seems the Co-op doesn't accept its own currency.
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