Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/2/09 Section: Commentary
It's gotten to the point where I'd date you, InstantDaily man. Your secret identity is sexy.
(That's a euphemism for 'I'm desperate.')
Is it bad that I find Puppy Bowl touchdowns much more exciting than Super Bowl touchdowns?
There's a 'House' marathon on at the same time as the Super Bowl. It really is no contest.
The best part of the weekend was watching all the drunk kids falling on the ice at Second House.
The worst part of my weekend was falling on my ass on the ice at Second House.
Being a biology major has made me start to enjoy looking at dead things. Animals in vials, interestingly colored roadkill ... Some days I think I should just give in to the inevitable and become a mad scientist.
Look, InstantDaily, I can imitate John Madden! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the 12-year-old, sorry for making you the butt of InstantDaily jokes. Hope you're not scarred for life.
(That's a euphemism for 'I'm desperate.')
Is it bad that I find Puppy Bowl touchdowns much more exciting than Super Bowl touchdowns?
There's a 'House' marathon on at the same time as the Super Bowl. It really is no contest.
The best part of the weekend was watching all the drunk kids falling on the ice at Second House.
The worst part of my weekend was falling on my ass on the ice at Second House.
Being a biology major has made me start to enjoy looking at dead things. Animals in vials, interestingly colored roadkill ... Some days I think I should just give in to the inevitable and become a mad scientist.
Look, InstantDaily, I can imitate John Madden! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the 12-year-old, sorry for making you the butt of InstantDaily jokes. Hope you're not scarred for life.
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