Spring Break
The John Bailey Bowl: John Bailey takes on the Super Bowl ... and loses to the game
John Bailey
Issue date: 2/2/09 Section: Focus
6:28
Hi, folks, this is Mohn Jadden, here in Storrs on this chilly February evening for the first annual John Bailey Bowl! Glad you could join me for the most important game in town - indeed, the most important game in the whole world! Ever! I know John Bailey fans have great expectations and really, it's been a great season, ups and downs, real roller-coaster ride, you know. Those expectations are matched only by the fans' great love for their team - however Bailey performs tonight, I'm sure to give the fans some history to be proud of! Will Bailey manage to avoid all those totally lame Super Bowl parties, or will he get sucked in?
6:30
And John Bailey wins the toss, electing to turn on his computer and read stuff on the Internet! Bailey also elects to open a beer.
6:41
The beer is up - it looks good - nice return, smooth arm action with that bottle opener there, no chewed-up desk surfaces for Bailey. Wait, it looks like there's a CA flag on the very first play of the game - that's Underage Drinking, offense, five beer penalty. That's right, if this one stands, Bailey has to give up all five of his remaining beers. He'll have to play it safe for the rest of the night if he wants to avoid trouble with ResLife.
6:43
After looking at that one upstairs, they've decided to let the play stand - closer inspection has revealed that the brown-tinted bottle is indeed a root beer, brewed and bottled by the local Hosmer Mountain Soda company. That's big points with everyone out there in eastern Connecticut, and it's big with the environmentalist crowd too; Bailey's keeping all his bases covered. You know, that's the kind of play I've come to expect from Bailey, and it's exactly the reason he's come all this way to the John Bailey Bowl. I'll be back with more after the commercial break.
6:50
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7:15
Hi, folks, this is Mohn Jadden, here in Storrs on this chilly February evening for the first annual John Bailey Bowl! Glad you could join me for the most important game in town - indeed, the most important game in the whole world! Ever! I know John Bailey fans have great expectations and really, it's been a great season, ups and downs, real roller-coaster ride, you know. Those expectations are matched only by the fans' great love for their team - however Bailey performs tonight, I'm sure to give the fans some history to be proud of! Will Bailey manage to avoid all those totally lame Super Bowl parties, or will he get sucked in?
6:30
And John Bailey wins the toss, electing to turn on his computer and read stuff on the Internet! Bailey also elects to open a beer.
6:41
The beer is up - it looks good - nice return, smooth arm action with that bottle opener there, no chewed-up desk surfaces for Bailey. Wait, it looks like there's a CA flag on the very first play of the game - that's Underage Drinking, offense, five beer penalty. That's right, if this one stands, Bailey has to give up all five of his remaining beers. He'll have to play it safe for the rest of the night if he wants to avoid trouble with ResLife.
6:43
After looking at that one upstairs, they've decided to let the play stand - closer inspection has revealed that the brown-tinted bottle is indeed a root beer, brewed and bottled by the local Hosmer Mountain Soda company. That's big points with everyone out there in eastern Connecticut, and it's big with the environmentalist crowd too; Bailey's keeping all his bases covered. You know, that's the kind of play I've come to expect from Bailey, and it's exactly the reason he's come all this way to the John Bailey Bowl. I'll be back with more after the commercial break.
6:50
Wan 2 bigger .pen? Make her hapy w/ new tretment. Sure fire 4 wks bigger! Paying too much for medication medicin Alleve Tylenol Viagrxxxx
7:15
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