Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/3/09 Section: Commentary
UConn should consider removing all No. 2 pencils and require that students only use No. 1s.
To my neighbor with the new boyfriend in Grasso: I'll stop pounding on your wall if you agree to put a work order in to fix your squeaky bed.
I saw Jeff Adrien singing T-Pain on the bus, which means UConn will get four full weeks of March Madness.
I just got an e-mail in Huskymail that was dated January 27. Wow, UConn.
If I smoke weed, will I win eight gold medals too?
I felt bad about eating all my roommate's food this weekend while she was gone, but then our other roomie had sex on her bed, so I guess I'm not that bad.
Dear UConn, dirt on ice does not make it melt; it only makes me dirty when I fall on it.
There actually is a "no Dereks with mustaches and a Mustang" cluse in my cellphone contract. Looks like it's back to "Mark with the sweatpants and a Sebring."
I'm thinking about growing out the A.J. Price chinstrap
To my neighbor with the new boyfriend in Grasso: I'll stop pounding on your wall if you agree to put a work order in to fix your squeaky bed.
I saw Jeff Adrien singing T-Pain on the bus, which means UConn will get four full weeks of March Madness.
I just got an e-mail in Huskymail that was dated January 27. Wow, UConn.
If I smoke weed, will I win eight gold medals too?
I felt bad about eating all my roommate's food this weekend while she was gone, but then our other roomie had sex on her bed, so I guess I'm not that bad.
Dear UConn, dirt on ice does not make it melt; it only makes me dirty when I fall on it.
There actually is a "no Dereks with mustaches and a Mustang" cluse in my cellphone contract. Looks like it's back to "Mark with the sweatpants and a Sebring."
I'm thinking about growing out the A.J. Price chinstrap
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