Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/5/09 Section: Commentary
How did Hasheem not win the swag award? Has anyone checked his Facebook status lately?
You know what I'd love? A dozen more emails asking me to join your fraternity.
I got a check from the government for $0.93. Is this the change Obama promised?
Idea for new raincoat: ShamWOW Snuggie.
Now that budget cuts are in effect, the wooden nickels at the Co-op will now be spent on athletic equipment.
Maya Moore has so much swag that, if you cut off her arms and legs, she would still dominate as the best torso in college basketball.
To the person who wants to grow the A.J. Price chinstrap, I'll tell you from experience that it's too much work. Personally, I am striving for the Sticks Robinson braids.
During winter, the Hilltop hill is frighteningly similar to the agrocrag. Anyone who makes it up without slipping should be rewarded with a glowing piece of the spirit rock.
I love puppies. They are so great. I wish I could have 8 million of them in one place.
When will the InstantDaily get a Facebook?
You know what I'd love? A dozen more emails asking me to join your fraternity.
I got a check from the government for $0.93. Is this the change Obama promised?
Idea for new raincoat: ShamWOW Snuggie.
Now that budget cuts are in effect, the wooden nickels at the Co-op will now be spent on athletic equipment.
Maya Moore has so much swag that, if you cut off her arms and legs, she would still dominate as the best torso in college basketball.
To the person who wants to grow the A.J. Price chinstrap, I'll tell you from experience that it's too much work. Personally, I am striving for the Sticks Robinson braids.
During winter, the Hilltop hill is frighteningly similar to the agrocrag. Anyone who makes it up without slipping should be rewarded with a glowing piece of the spirit rock.
I love puppies. They are so great. I wish I could have 8 million of them in one place.
When will the InstantDaily get a Facebook?
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