Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/6/09 Section: Commentary
Budget Cut Item #1: Mandeldove.
You know you're an engineer when there are more girls in your high-level math course than in any of your other classes.
If they do one more monthly emergency alert test during Conan, I will burn down Charter. That's right, the whole company.
If the InstantDaily makes a Facebook profile in the woods, does anyone friend it?
To the kid I overheard in McMahon Dining Hall: Yes, it would suck to work in a fire hydrant factory.
Jeff Adrien can kill two stones with one bird.
It's so cold outside, I'm considering breaking my leg so I can have that van drive me around everywhere.
Why are there outlets and condoms at the bus stops? Is UConn really that desperate for housing?
I shook Hasheem's hand the other day. His fingers reached my elbow. No joke.
My parents think I'm here for an education ... I'm actually here for the U's pizza.
You know you're an engineer when there are more girls in your high-level math course than in any of your other classes.
If they do one more monthly emergency alert test during Conan, I will burn down Charter. That's right, the whole company.
If the InstantDaily makes a Facebook profile in the woods, does anyone friend it?
To the kid I overheard in McMahon Dining Hall: Yes, it would suck to work in a fire hydrant factory.
Jeff Adrien can kill two stones with one bird.
It's so cold outside, I'm considering breaking my leg so I can have that van drive me around everywhere.
Why are there outlets and condoms at the bus stops? Is UConn really that desperate for housing?
I shook Hasheem's hand the other day. His fingers reached my elbow. No joke.
My parents think I'm here for an education ... I'm actually here for the U's pizza.
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Bob
posted 2/09/09 @ 1:02 PM EST
If Adrien Peterson's dad can bench press 300 lbs. How many lbs. can Jeff Adrien's dad bench?
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